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#100factsaboutme

  1. I think too much about things I can’t change
  2. I’m not patient.
  3. I stress a lot.
  4. I like using words I learn at uni to sound smart, selective distortion indeed! LOL
  5. I look down on people
  6. I lead people on
  7. I am shallow, but I dont like to admit it
  8. I have trust issues (only tell 2-3 people everything)
  9. I’ve been cheated on.. and cheated with someone in a relo
  10. I am paranoid as fuck.
  11. I love getting massages
  12. I am stubborn
  13. I complain A FUCKLOAD
  14. My biggest fear is failing at life, I want to succeed and not be average
  15. I rate myself as a spendaholic, get new clothes every week!
  16. I hate people who can’t spell and use z’ instead of s.. example: coolz… LOL
  17. I like talking about myself
  18. I am only child.. and I hate it
  19. I facebook stalk religiously
  20. I’m fucking complicated
  21. I get over people way too fast, 2 weeks in you may be the best thing that’s ever happened to me.. then the third week I may be sick of you.
  22. I beleive in the theory guys should pay.. fuck oath they should! 
  23. I always calculate my pay at work.. LOL
  24. I hate attending uni classes, useless!
  25. Hate group assignments
  26. I beieve that if someone misses you.. they’ll come back. Theory proven plenty of times.
  27. Love iphone 4’s. Anything other than iphone is a shitbox but I hate the iphone 3..!
  28. I love sleeping
  29. I love to clean, vacuuming with iphone in.. splendid!!
  30. I hate most people
  31. I’m a cancer.. shittest star sign! I also don’t beleive in star signs either but get confused when I can apply it to my life haha damn vague shit!
  32. I don’t have many true friends..
  33. I love making up words (wa-king) LOL
  34. Always laugh at things after they happen
  35. Laugh at the lamest jokes, I have a sick sense of humour, racism, sexism…can’t help it
  36. Even though I like crude jokes I am actually mature
  37. Personal jokes.. notorois for those
  38. Burst out singing if I like a song
  39. I love picking peoples whiteheads!!!!!!!! OH BABY LOL
  40. I dislike people who busk. F off.
  41. I do a lot of dumb shit.. but I don’t regret it. When I’m older I’ll know I’ve done it all.
  42. Perfume (l)
  43. Bettina liano, Bardot and Guess basically make up my wardobe
  44. Hate when people say its dumb I spend money on clothes.. may aswell do it when I can.. cause when i have a family.. every cent i make will be spent on them! I’ll be living for them cause I’ve lived my life :)
  45. Slowly but surely I’m doing what makes me happy.. rather than anyone else
  46. I get along better with guys
  47. Love guys who have a V
  48. biggest turn off: bad teeth baaah nightmares
  49. Me and my friend had a joke that we’d always say “i wish ross drove past” one time he did drive past…possibly the best personal joke that could ever happen haha
  50. 3 kgs away from goal weight
  51. I hate texting people first
  52. Sprained my ankle in grade 6 playing teepees and indians LOL
  53. I’ve had braces
  54.  I’ve been in the worst guy situations, this year alone ive been with 2 of my ex’es best mates and also been with a guy who has a gf
  55. I have a lot of sayings.. ,dumb, glad we had this chat, happy with that, standard, wish i forgot to reply and I drain them to death!
  56. I say what i think , don’t beleive in sugar coated
  57. I enjoy doing nothing
  58. If i dont like you i’ll give you someone elses number instead of mine
  59. I love what im studying, I know the course I’m doing is what I want to do!! For the people who think I won’t suceed a big fuck you, just because you’re fucking jealous.
  60. The worst moment in my entire life was when my dad went to hospital.. my whole world around me fell apart. It taught me a lot and also showed me who was real to me. 
  61. I like telling people what to do
  62. If I like you.. im secretly clingy as.. ill tell my mates but you won’t know about it
  63. I smile a lot
  64. Don’t watch tv
  65. I’m so glad I have the friends I do.
  66. I get angry quickly
  67. Love the beach at night
  68. I remember instead of studying in semester 1.. I joined about 50 groups on fb about exams
  69. I procrastinate like a bitch..
  70. Social smoker :(
  71. I miss James.
  72. I need Theo.
  73. Always set high expectations
  74. Pickiest person with food… also with guys
  75. I had asthma.. then I went overseas and it went away. #winning?
  76. I need to finish uni, desperate to finish and get a real job
  77. One of the best nights of my life was spent watching infomercials..sounds cheesy I know haha
  78. I use LOL, LMAO, ROFL way too much and I know it shits people
  79. I am a bitch, if I don’t like you I will do things to piss you off
  80. Fuck me over? Trust me.. revenge is sweeter than you ever were!
  81. I apply “fuck it you only live once” to every decision I have to make as of 2011 :)
  82. I’ve got a horrible laugh, obnoxious even
  83. I get what I want
  84.  I tell guys I can’t drive for shit.. I just say it so they pick me up
  85.  I’ve done things I told myself I’d never do
  86. I always fuck over the nice guy
  87. My biggest problem is changing my mind quicker than underwear
  88. My second home is Chadstone, literally
  89. Love being home alone
  90. Could never be with a blonde guy EVER YUCK
  91. I hate when people say without uni.. you’re nothing. BULLSHIT look at Bill Gates or the FB GUY?
  92. I don’t like watching movies.
  93. Greeks and lebos ..definately my downfall.
  94. I dislike change 
  95. I don’t want to be average in life, average life, average house… I want to be afford things without looking at how much money I have
  96. Hate people who think they are photographers.. just because you take a photo of an item doesn’t make you a gifted artist photographer fuckheads
  97. I swear a fucking shit load LOL
  98. I hate cliche lies. “I’m different to other girls/boys” Just save yourself the bullshit and shut the fuck up
  99. I know money doesn’t buy happiness..sure I love expensive clothing, nice cars, a lift in a house (lol) but I’ve never been happier than laughing and enjoying a good chat over hot chocolate in trackies with my best mates or watching informercials laughing with boyfriend at the time… you didn’t need any money for that and you couldn’t wipe the smile of my face
  100. I do value the small things in life.