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If I were a month, I’d be July
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 10pm
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphinIf I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be water.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby!.
If I were a tree, I’d be a palm tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver.
If I were a flower, I’d be a rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be about 27 degrees lol.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be purple.
If I were an emotion, I’d be love.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be a cicadas on a warm day.
If I were an element, I’d be helium.
If I were a car, I’d be chrysler crossfire.
If I were a food, I’d be pasta
If I were a place, I’d be MELBOURNEIf I were a material, I’d be silk.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like chocolate.
If I were a scent, I’d be FLOWERBOMB.
If I were an object, I’d be a iphone
If I were a body part, I’d be hands.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a banana smile!.
If I were a song, I’d be calvin harris - you used to hold me
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be comfortable flats.
